Do Chinese Restaurants Serve Animal Penises To Bajans?

Where can one eat deep fried worms, donkey meat, roast dog leg, animal penises and testicles? Well in CHINA  OF COURSE!

Plenty of restaurants abound in China specializing in exotic cuisine for those whose brave stomachs can digest animals genitals noted for aiding longevity.  Yup the Chinese swear it enhances their virility. I say its disgusting. One can choose from Canadian seal penis, horse penis, deer penis or ox penis at any penis restaurant. Now you see why I don’t eat Chinese food. I DON’T KNOW WHAT BROWN MEAT I AM EATING! Cut in small pieces, stew down and season to perfection I could be eating dog or cat or ………Hey we could  export the penises of our black belly sheep as a delicacy. The penis of Canadian seal seems to be doing well in China.

Here’s the story from The Daily Telegraph and a video of one man  attempt to describe to readers just how those genitals tasted going down the hatch! YUCK!

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